Pierre

"banana time!!!!"

Pierre is one of the candidates in the May 2020 elections, and the current president. He is usually seen getting a fresh haircut from a barber, with his robe wrapped

around him. He dubs this as getting a "phresh noo cut" and said photo's barber is apparently his cousin, Hubert.

His character is gentle and calm, and he usually speaks in a suburban dialect. He frequently untards. He is active on twitter, @PierreOKBR, although his account is now run by @WhatsYourAlibi_ on Twitter. Nobody knows who Pierre was originally.

Numerous claims on Pierre have been pressed on him, like him plotting to kill Michael, wanting to force his people to only speak French, and torturing people by Cock and Ball Torture. He claims these accusations are fake.

Pierre does not shower regularly.