Michael

"I hate muslims"

Michael is one of the candidates of the 2020 elections, coming after Pierre, the current president. He is represented as a cat, and is usually quite muscular.

He is quite short, but he is known for kicking lots of ass.

He somewhat lies on his twitter about different happenings, like how Pierre dies by "getting shot in the penis". Below, you can find some exaples.

"rip Pierre he has been fatally shot by penis his ass got penetrated to the point where it felt like his ass wasn't even there in the first place, now let us fellow retards pray for him" He said on his twitter account on the 12/05/2020.