Walter

Walter is Johnny 's dad. He adopted Johnny on August 22th, after Pierre put him up for adoption.

Walter used to hate a game called MetaWare Highschool (Demo) but soon grew to like it. The game has a running gag in which going to mochi stores is always reccomended. Walter took this way too seriously, and now is on a diet of pure mochis. The Senate is worried that Walter will push this cancerous diet on Johnny as well, turning Johnny into a fat fuck as too.

Walter has fought in several wars, such as the War of the Banana, The Golden River War, and the Kocklaeni War of Succession.

Jeremy is so horny that he thinks he's in contact with certain characters of the previously mentioned game. Worried, The Senate is testing him for Schizophrenia.